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Nudists Demand Time In Sun
The Issue
A loose coalition of sartorially-challenged individuals known as “Let It All Hang Out” has called on the government to relax public nudity laws.

The Debate
“For too long, our bodies have been trapped in these prisons of cotton and polyester!” yelled protester Hague Worshitshire, while apparently developing a nasty case of sunburn. “We must repeal the puritanical laws that make public nudity a crime. My body–my choice to dangle!”

 “I agree,” mused sociology professor Anné Marie Way-Klaro. “But I don’t think the protestors are going far enough. Public nudity shouldn’t be an option: it should be compulsory. Nudity is highly liberating. And it would put that disgusting “Hooters” out of business once and for all.”

are these people serious?
the last thing I want to see when i’m out for food is some lumbering, over-weight nudist coming down the sidewalk towards me. f people want to get naked, they can do it in the privacy of their own homes. think of the children!,. well on the otherhand there are some pretty girls out there but quite few though still not worth it

The Government’s Position
The government has yet to formalize a position on this issue <- LMAO

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